Lesson # 27

Somehow, she is always more attractive... before you leave the bar.

Lesson # 26

Drinking lots of beer will not make you any better at playing pool than you were before.

Lesson # 25

Do Not try to slam a beer while walking up stairs. If you actually make it (most will not) then it will be a terrible feeling. TERRIBLE

Lesson # 24

When she wants to Dance, She will Dance with or with out you.

Lesson # 23

When the time comes always find a spot to watch the sunrise.

Lesson # 22

When you're drinking, Just shut the hell up.

Lesson # 21

Always have a full flask of alcohol, in case the need arises to have a drink and all the stores and bars are closed.

Lesson # 20

don't attempt to make a deal:

"no more for me, no more for you.... you want one more?"

so one more it is

Lesson # 19

Always keep in mind where to go after 2:00 am. Some of these places will save your life. And some will take it from you.

Lesson # 18

Always wear the proper footwear for the party. ALWAYS