Lesson # 29

Control the center

Lesson # 28

You were much, much sexier... 

before you opened your mouth.

Lesson # 27

Somehow, she is always more attractive... before you leave the bar.

Lesson # 26

Drinking lots of beer will not make you any better at playing pool than you were before.

Lesson # 25

Do Not try to slam a beer while walking up stairs. If you actually make it (most will not) then it will be a terrible feeling. TERRIBLE

Lesson # 24

When she wants to Dance, She will Dance with or with out you.

Lesson # 23

When the time comes always find a spot to watch the sunrise.